![victoriousvocabulary:
PRETERNATURAL
[adjective]
1. out of the ordinary course of nature; exceptional or abnormal.
2. outside of nature; supernatural; magical.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m36mzfyDAA1r47bczo1_500.jpg)
PRETERNATURAL
[adjective]
1. out of the ordinary course of nature; exceptional or abnormal.
2. outside of nature; supernatural; magical.
fact. my hero.
"Someone would pull out her phone, and I would too. She would cycle through Twitter, emails, Facebook, or whatever else… and I would repeatedly open and exit my no-name GoPhone’s menu. I caught myself doing this, remarked to my friend “look at my Pavlovian response!” and yet the next time her phone came out, mine did too. The motion is completely automatic, and it seems to not matter that there’s absolutely nothing to be done on my phone — it’s the button presses and screen flicker that pacify."
Pub quiz winnings #pub #cider (Taken with instagram)
Tumblr seems to be full of people who will believe and reblog anything.
Cite your sources, Tumblrers.
I’m going to die.
omfg zombie apocalypse
(I FUCKING TOLD MY MOM IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT SHE WAS CONVINCED IT WAS LSD.)
((Guys, I think it’s fake. I don’t see any news post about this anywhere.))
FUCK FUCK MOTHER FUCK.
A deadly virus? No cure yet?
Flare.
except this is a lie
No source?
Tumblr: Full of stupid people.
ummm no source, not real.
this text is so photoshopped, if you think this is real you’re dumb
yeah i don’t know what make me more sad: the idiots who couldn’t see that it’s photoshopped or the fact that no one bothered to google “LQP-79” (no search results at all).
If you’re gonna write a parody article at least right it well. “so-called” “but we do know this”? The tone is way too conversational for a news piece. And dude… “necrotising fasciitis” is a) spelt wrong and b) there’s goddamn Word squiggles underneath it. Also you wouldn’t tag it with “zombie” tags when Zombie’s weren’t directly mentioned in the piece. And the title: any good sub would change it completely or at least to ” ‘Miami Cannibal’: first confirmed host of LQP-79” or if they were being dramatic and actually used the Z word ” ‘Miami Cannibal: Patient Zero”.
YOUR PARODY IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD TOO.
Dick move, hallmark.
I like chalkboards. #pub #quote (Taken with instagram)
